Older girls:
“catalog” = epilogue
A bit of a paraphrase, but: “why aren’t there many women in the Bible? In the olden days there weren’t much women.”
B, age 2.5:
“I need a tissue for my burger.”
“40+2 is funny.”
“knees” on her fingers = knuckles
While potty-training:
“There’s something coming out of my bottom!”
“What is it?”
“It’s smoke coming out of my bottom!”
“Bird jay! Come down on my toes!”
She is quite bothered by her ankles and has asked for the ankle bones to be removed, and always tries to wash the wrinkles off her fingers after a bath.
Always trying to wash the wrinkles off of her fingers after a bath.
“What are you going to wear to the library? You can’t just wear your diaper.”
“Uh, rain boots.”
“You need clothes.”
“Rain boots and a sweater.” (Referring to a sweater that only goes to the top of her belly).
“Do you need a receipt?”
“Why would I need a receipt?”
“To sit on.” (re-seat…)
Roaring and stomping around the room: “I’m a monster!”
“What kind of monster are you?”
“I’m—I’m a dragonfly!”
Upon waking, very distraught, a bit after going to bed:
“The chickens are going to get me!”
“The dreams are coming!”
“Tuck it tight so the chickens can’t take it off!”
Locks bathroom door, “Now Jesus can’t come in.”
“Amazing grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me, I sneezed… Saving Grace how sweet you are… Grace got baptized.”
“Because Christ’s death fully paid the penalty for our sins, God will remember some casumin (catechism).”